Speaking of Sodo Mee, ...

Coming out of the closet
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his Homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon.

Rather nervously, he explained to her that he had realized he was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, "You mean, homosexual?"

"Well...yes."

Still without looking up: "Does that mean you suck men's penises?"

Caught off guard, the young man eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon his mother turned to him and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under his nose, snapped:

"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"



Cremation
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."



Between the fence
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get's her head stuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one says to the other: "This is too good to pass up," gets off his horse, unzips his pants and begins wildly copulating with the heifer for at least ten minutes. When he finally finished he looked up to his partner and asked him if he wants some of it. His partner replied "hell yes that looks pretty good", climbs down off his horse drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.



Whorehouse
A guy goes into a whore house and asks what he can get the five dollars. The headwoman doesn't think much of his request but doesn't want to lose a customer, so she leads him back to a special room. This room has mirrors everywhere, on the ceiling, the floors, the walls, and the door. On top of this all, there's a chicken in the room. He's a little confused but doesn't want to waste his money so he has intercourse with the chicken.

A week later, the same guy comes back and this time he asks the woman what he can get for 10 dollars. This time she leads him back to a large room with a group of people sitting there watching a woman having sex with a pig in a 2 way mirror. He's laughing uncontrollably at the bizarre spectacle and the whole group is enjoying the show. The guy next to him notices his amusement and tells him "That's nothing - last week we saw a guy screwing a chicken!"



Lawyers
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

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