"I swear by this holy book that Anwar sticked it into my asshole on 26 August... err... I mean 26 June... "
I want to add that this swearing has nothing to do with politics. My accidental mention of 26 August which is the date of the Permatang Pauh by-election was just a mere coincidence. Please do not think that it has anything to do with politics.
Was I screwed 8 times in one day, on the day of 26 of August... I mean 26 of June , or 8 times in few separate occasions? Hmmm... let me think about this. I'll swear again when I've pick up enough courage. This thing needs mental preparation you know...
How was it with Anwar? Was he good? Err... No comment at this time... Next time lah. I need to prepare before commenting on anything further.
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About Me
- ONI
- Hello! My name is Oni. I hail from the beautiful country of Mudland. For those who are not familiar with this country, Mudland is located around Papua New Guinea. Chicken rearing is the main activity in Mudland. The official language of Mudland is "Tokkok". Our national pastime is talking nonsense. The locals here refer to it as "Tokking Kok". Besides rearing chicken, people here oni know how to tokkok and tokkok and nothing else. ;)
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